Porcupine

I've finally got an answer as to why people think I'm scary. I'm a Scary Porcupine. One day at lunch the topic of men came up and if I had one. Which in turn lead to why I didn't have one. The consensus was that I am scary. After lunch we were at a market. I was wandering around with one of the married couples and the other single girl on the trip. So it was the one man and the three women. At one of the stalls the girl said that she give special price because he had so many wives. He said that we weren't his wives we were his porcupines. (He meant concubines), we had been learning about the emperors and their concubines that morning.

But anyway the point of this story is that I now have an explanation as to why I'm single. I'm a scary porcupine.