Child-fied - What a Way to Spend A Saturday NIght

Last night I was invited to play pool with the extended family of the people I'm living with.  Well, instead of playing pool I ended up being child-fied.  The 'prize' for being the first person out in the first game was to spend the rest of the night with a 7 yr old.  She had to take me though the house and show me where she slept when she was at grandmas house.  After that we had to watch Cat in the Hat while she played with my hair.  FOR TWO HOURS!! I then had to hear about the student teacher her class had and did I know him because he was from Canada.  I told her I didn't because 30 Million people live in Canada.  Oh after that, we went back out to the garage where everyone else was, but we had to play Fish and Memory which she kept changing the rules during. Thankfully, after that it was time for her to leave. 

The good thing about last night was that it re-solidified that I'm too selfish for children.  I also learned that if I am invited back that I'm going to have to make sure that I'm not the first person knocked out of the game.