My Fat Ass

I officially have a fat ass. I was studying Saturday when my desk chair broke. The frame broke right on the welded joint that holds the frame together. The funny thing was a couple of hours before it broke we had end of semester room checks and I had told the 'dorm mother' that there wasn't any problems with my room. Today when I went to the residence office to report that my chair was broken and I would like a new one the woman was like, "not another one' they had been open about 1/2 hr and I was the second one. They hadn't had any all semester and 2 in 1/2 hr. Gotta love Exams.