A letter to the Easter Bunny

Dear Mr. Easter Bunny

As you may or may not be aware I have moved and am now currently residing in Australia.

I know that your busy season is upon you and I realize that I have left it a little late (Easter is 18 days away). As such, I understand if you cannot rearrange your schedule and as such you may have to delegate to one of your associates. I also know that the Pacific Ocean is a massive distance for you to traverse, so again, I understand if you don't feel up to the trip and have to delegate. However, I have faith in your abilities and connections.

My request is a simple one. Can I send you my Easter list of Jelly tots, Cadbury creme eggs and Hersey Caramel Kisses? Is there still time to process my request or should I talk to one of your associates here?

The best way is to contact me by email, as the time difference makes verbal communication difficult. You have my email so whenever you have a chance to respond to my request, I would greatly appreciate it.

Good Luck with your busy season and I hope you are able to take a well deserved vacation, with the misses when Easter is over.

Sincerely;

The Poor Aussie Law Student