HOLY CRAP!!

Now that winter is here it's time to start wearing more clothes to and from the gym. The track pants I bought last winter were too big. I've been holding off for the last 2-3 weeks for gym clothes store to get their winter clothes in. Well, they finally got their winter track pants in.

Yesterday I went into the shop wearing my old track pants. I asked the clerk if they had got their track pants in. She said yes, and asked why. I pulled my hands out of my pockets and my track pants just about fell off. She freaked on me. WHY ARE YOU WEARING THOSE!!! YOU CAN"T BE WEARING THOSE!! I told her that's what pockets were for. If you put your hands in the pockets you can keep them up. Anyway, I got new track pants. After I told her what I wanted she pulled a pair off the rack. I checked the size and was skeptical. But thought I'd try them anyway.

Sure enough they fit. I was in shock. The sales girl just looked at me and while she didn't verbally say I told you so, her look certainly did.

They're a size 10, I've never been a size 10 in my entire life.