Tuesday, November 15, 2005

LOST.... One Uterus

There's no reward for finding it. But In case anyone finds it lying around you have my permission to dispose of it as I have no use for it. The only thing it is good for it is baking baby batter, as a friend of my so elegantly put it. As I never have any intention of using this function of it I have no use for it.

I still haven't figured out how exactly I lost it. I know I had it Monday morning before I went to aerobics as it was making its presence well known. By the time aerobics ended it was no longer there. I looked all around the aerobics room thinking that it had just fallen out with all of the jumping and bouncing around. But it wasn't there. It either grew legs and ran away or else it fell out and someone stole it. Either way it is a good time that it is gone as I said earlier I have no use for it.

Hope your day is as good as my was yesterday. :-)