Help!!!!

The crazy cat lady needs love help.

I've been invited to a bridal shower. It's not your traditional bridal shower. We are going for High Tea. As she is moving into her husband's home she doesn't need any of the typical bridal shower gifts. As such, the maid on honor is asking everyone to give 'words of wisdom' with regards to marriage. That's ok for the women from her church who have been married for centuries but that doesn't help me. How am I suppose to have marriage 'words of wisdom' when I've never been married?

You all have my email. The bridal shower is Friday night your time. So any ideas you have between now and Friday supper time your time would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

Me