Stripper in a Past Life?

I'm starting to think that I may have been a stripper in a past life and that she's trying to re establish herself.

The last two spin classes I've taken I've ended up taking my clothes off part way through the class. Then this morning I went for a run and as I was running along the local equivalent to the 420 highway in Niagara Falls ended up stopping to take more clothes off again. At least when I got back nobody said anything about me carrying my t shirt instead of wearing it.

So I've come to the conclusion that I must have been a stripper in a past life and that she's trying to reassert herself. Either that or I have to stop working out so hard. It doesn't feel like I'm working any harder which is why I'm thinking it's a stripper from a past life. As I'm writing this I'm remembering that this is not the first time my inner stripper has tried to take control recently. A couple of months ago she made a one off (or so I thought at the time) appearance at running group when a group of us were discussing running bras. That time I kept the shirt on and took off my bra.

I think it's time for her and I to sit down and hash this out, I can't have her popping up like this, although that being said so far she's only appeared at moments when it's been sort of acceptable. I've been working out and not when I've been making presentations or something like that which could be really embarrassing if I was to take off my clothes. Maybe I'll just have to start wearing tank tops instead of t-shirts when I work out.